dotfiles/dot_config/nvim/after/plugin/dashboard.lua

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4.8 KiB
Lua

local present, db = pcall(require, "dashboard")
if not present then
return
end
db.custom_header = function()
local cringe = {
"Have fun coding!",
"neovim got rid of the :smile command.",
"Pro tip: You can use :q to exit. Do it. Now!",
}
local random_cringe = cringe[math.random(#cringe)]
return {
[[╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════╗]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣄⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠘⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡼⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠖⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⡟⠈⠃⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣶⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣀⣀⣤⡶⠶⠶⠶⡇⠀⠀⣼⣿⣶⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣷⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠙⠛⠒⠛⠛⢉⣩⠁⠀⠀⢀⡄⠀⡇⠀⢀⣿⡿⠛⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣆⠀⠈⠉⠁⣉⣉⣃⠞⣠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⡾⠀⡀⠁⠀⠈⣿⠁⠀⣸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣷⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣦⢱⠀⠀⠀⢿⣀⣠⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⡿⠀⠀⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣄⠀⠀⠀⢳⡝⢯⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡟⠑⠦⠴⣤⣤⣤⣾⡛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠙⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⢠⣤⣤⣄⢉⣨⣥⣶⠶⢶⣾⠶⠂⠘⠦⢤⣤⣠⡾⠃⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠘⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⣀⠀⠈⠀⠐⢿⣏⠉⠉⠉⢉⣁⣠⡶⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⣀⡀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠈⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⢉⣉⣩⡭⠓⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠑⠒║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⠟⠀⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡴⠋⠀⠀⡠⠇⢠⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠐⠂⠀⠀⢀⣠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡠⠤⠶⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠛⢷⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[║⣤⠞⠋⠉⠀⡀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣄⠘⣿⣿⣟⠛⠿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀║]],
[[╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════╝]],
random_cringe,
}
end
local padding = 25
local function pad(string)
local str = string
for _ = 1, padding - #string do
str = str .. " "
end
return str
end
db.session_directory = vim.fn.stdpath("cache") .. "/sessions"
db.custom_center = {
{
icon = "",
desc = pad("Restore last session"),
shortcut = "␣ s l",
action = "SessionLoad",
},
{
icon = "",
desc = pad("Open Projects"),
action = "Telescope project",
shortcut = "␣ f p",
},
{
icon = "",
desc = pad("File Browser"),
action = "Telescope file_browser",
shortcut = "␣ f b",
},
{
icon = "",
desc = pad("Open Settings"),
action = function()
local confpath = vim.fn.resolve(vim.fn.stdpath("config"))
require("telescope.builtin").find_files({ cwd = confpath })
end,
shortcut = "␣ f s",
},
}
db.custom_footer = function()
local v = vim.version()
local vStr = string.format("%d.%d.%d", v.major, v.minor, v.patch)
return {
"masochism " .. vStr,
}
end
vim.api.nvim_create_autocmd(
"VimLeavePre",
{ pattern = "*", command = "SessionSave" }
)