local home = os.getenv("HOME") local db = require("dashboard") db.custom_header = function() local cringe = { "Have fun coding!", "Sisyphus wasn't forbidden to smile.", "Pro tip: Run :q! to exit. Now!", } local random_cringe = cringe[math.random(#cringe)] return { [[╭──────────────────────────────────────────────────╮]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣄⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠘⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡼⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠖⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⡟⠈⠃⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣶⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣀⣀⣤⡶⠶⠶⠶⡇⠀⠀⣼⣿⣶⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣷⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠙⠛⠒⠛⠛⢉⣩⠁⠀⠀⢀⡄⠀⡇⠀⢀⣿⡿⠛⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣆⠀⠈⠉⠁⣉⣉⣃⠞⣠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⡾⠀⡀⠁⠀⠈⣿⠁⠀⣸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣷⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣦⢱⠀⠀⠀⢿⣀⣠⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⡿⠀⠀⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣄⠀⠀⠀⢳⡝⢯⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡟⠑⠦⠴⣤⣤⣤⣾⡛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠙⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⢠⣤⣤⣄⢉⣨⣥⣶⠶⢶⣾⠶⠂⠘⠦⢤⣤⣠⡾⠃⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠘⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⣀⠀⠈⠀⠐⢿⣏⠉⠉⠉⢉⣁⣠⡶⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⣀⡀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠈⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⢉⣉⣩⡭⠓⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠑⠒│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⠟⠀⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡴⠋⠀⠀⡠⠇⢠⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠐⠂⠀⠀⢀⣠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡠⠤⠶⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠛⢷⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[│⣤⠞⠋⠉⠀⡀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣄⠘⣿⣿⣟⠛⠿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀│]], [[╰──────────────────────────────────────────────────╯]], random_cringe, } end db.custom_center = { { icon = " ", desc = "Open Projects ", action = "Telescope project", }, { icon = " ", desc = "Find File ", action = "Telescope find_files find_command=rg,--hidden,--files", }, { icon = " ", desc = "File Browser ", action = "Telescope file_browser", }, { icon = " ", desc = "Find word ", action = "Telescope live_grep", }, { icon = " ", desc = "Open Settings ", action = function() vim.cmd("cd " .. home .. "/.config/nvim/") vim.cmd("edit init.lua") end, }, } db.custom_footer = function() local v = vim.version() local vStr = string.format("%d.%d.%d", v.major, v.minor, v.patch) local plugCount = #vim.tbl_keys(packer_plugins) return { "masochism " .. vStr, plugCount .. " regrets", } end